It's easier when you can speak French. But even with that talent, I still can't figure out who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong...
Funny side note- in the nearby town of Tahlequah, OK there is a restaurant named Sam N' Ella's. It's OK- they're a pizza joint.
One from eons ago, once on my layout: "Gud E. Nuff Machine & Tool Co." Most memorable one I ever saw on a real business: Portland, OR area, "Nacho Mama's Mexican Restaurant" https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaur...752-Reviews-Nacho_Mama_s-Tualatin_Oregon.html
Two British Fish and chip shops 'The Almighty Cod' and 'In Cod We trust' On my Mardy Colliery Gauge 1 layout we had a pub the sold 'Rigor Mortis' ale "A good stiiff drink" Kev
And in other news...........there used to be a restaurant here in town called "I Don't Care". Musta been aimed at the indecisive market.......