Here's your chance to voice what the alien said to the two workers. I think she is saying:- "Now listen buddy, no more tree planting - okay" Paul
"Hi, I'm Martha Stewart!" Actually, that shirt looks like it is cascade green which could explain several things. Charlie
".......So like Fox wanted me and my friend Nicole to live on a pig farm in Arkansas, and the pigs are so GROSS, and they don't have a Macy's or Saks to shop at just a gross old WalMart, and I don't need to buy a wall, I need to buy new thongs......"
" If either one of you call the authorities I will use my disintegrator ray gun on you" or maybe " you men are all alike stop peaking in my window"
okay always one for a laugh My entry is (ps its not my origional but I forget where I heard it from) ... "This really works! Just send 5*10^50 atoms of hydrogen to each of the five star systems listed below. Then, add your own system to the top of the list, delete the system at the bottom, and send out copies of this message to 100 other solar systems. If you follow these instructions, within 0.25 of a galactic rotation you are guaranteed to receive enough hydrogen in return to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!" Regards
He he,Nice ones, how about "I've been speaking to you for the last 10 mins. why don't you reply, plastic head?" Paul
