A man goes to leave his house to go to the local hobby shop. Before he leaves his wife says: "Have fun! Don't spend too much money!" To which he turns to her and says "Pick one."
The question is a no-brainer, Candy! I may be old, but I'm not dead yet! Will there be a cover charge?
I am planning a "gentleman's" burlesque club for my beachfront amusement district scene. Won't be detailing the inside, but I have an N scale size poster for the outside. Adapted it from a student film I made nearly half a century ago. If you are interested, squint at the upper right corner picture.