She'llbecomingaroundthemoutainous...(The God of curves) turning the power on the transformer slowly past the no return limit and watching the trains fly off around the curve on the edge of the layout. At that point other Gods come in to play. Ohmygooshous God Thatwascooolous God - If really OLD $5.00 engine, and they flew over 5 feet
Another I thought of, is Thetablethwackous........ That's where you thwack the table right about Here, to get the train, way over there, to run again. Hoping non of the various other Gods are NOT visiting at that particular moment in time.
There is But One N-Scale Train god and that is KAHN! KAHN Break a Train Kahn get Glue stuck on fingers Kahn Electrocute you. Kahn Send your Bank balance and Credit Card into the Red Kahn is ruler of all things Kahn make your Train de-rail at a public Show. Kahn make you bump your Head.. Kahn make you wish you had more space
Derailius: king of the track gods (sorry, Kisatchie) Flangellitis: god of the too-tight flange Alltrippitus: god of bad circuits
So, which God is the one responsible for constantly keeping my wallet emptied of hobby funds? Boxcab E50
This just in from the train room: Rulegrade: god who rules the ruling grade. (I have displeased him today!) Mortgrade: same as Rulegrade, but cousin to Accumati (see below) Killiagrad: Mortgrade's Norwegian counterpart Killabrew: god of frustration relief after Mortgrade does his work. Accumati: god of uncoupling!
Hmmm. . . Grespredalovius. Nah, that's too long. Redaloviu: Somewhat better. The goddess of red paint? Hmm . . .
Dionysus makeassus. Posting on Trainboard under Dionysus' spell. Woodius warpus, the god that frequents the lumber section of Lowes.
Acceleratus Maximus: god of little parts lost while holding with tweezers Gonus Eternis: god of you're not going to find them, either
This is a cool thead! What a hoot! Thats it , Hootius the god of humor in someone elses railroad misfortune. Sometimes pronounced HaHatius. Mike
